a little bored, a little lonely, a little sleepy

We’re ready and excited for fall. #cat #fall

We’re ready and excited for fall. #cat #fall

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when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sadimage

"your full name without an A,C,E,F,I,K,L,M,N,R,S,Y


but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.



I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

i like you


If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card